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Pootang Pie is that good, good piece of a pu$$y that you’ve been praying to hit for the longest time!
There goes Ashley. I’d love to hit her Pootang Pie!
To queef. Like "cut the cheese," but for ladies only.
Dave: What was that noise? It sounded like a wet fart.
Chip: Grandma cut the pie again.
A pie that contains copious amounts of buttaids, commonly served at Judsons house
Oh my gosh Al, that’s your third slice of buttaids pie! Calm your self!!!
When you're spending a large amount of money, deliberately going to a friend or relative's shop and buying most of their stock.
"How's business? Not so good? Here, have some custom pie!"
"I just got custom pied by Boris, my shop looks empty."
It's not what it sounds like, but it's still something you eat
I devoured the Pussynut Pie after the kids went to sleep
Climaxing into the Anus after rough sex or infection. When the contents are extracted, the confirmation of a Neopolitan Pie would be the colours of Cream/Semen, Brown/Excrement, and Red/Blood
After climax into the Anus:
Girl: Argh my arse is killing me. I am going to push it out
Boy: Oh, it looks like I've given you a Neopolitan Pie
Pie Roulette: the act of eating the last pie at a 24 hour service station or a particularly dodgy 7/11. Usually said pie has been sitting there for an unknown period of time is a flavour that gets passed over on a regular basis (Veg Curry especially).
It should be noted that 'pie roulette' generally only occurs in the early hours of the morning when drunken hunger overpower all forms of self preservation.
John: Are you really gonna eat that nasty looking pie?
Steve: Ya for sure! Why not?
John: It's 4am, it's the last one on the shelf AND it's a veg curry!
Steve: Pie Roulette my friend. What doesn't kill you...
John: ...usually succeeds the second time!