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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.

Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin January 6, 2018


There's No Mac

When there is no Mac in McGoldrick

Luke there's no mac like

by Stevie K10 May 2, 2023


Mac Smack

When you dip your tip in Big Mac sauce and let her lick it off

I gave Jessica a Mac smack!

by Chase blackshire July 24, 2021


Mac User

A Mac User is someone who obviously uses Apple's Mac computers. There are a few types of Mac users, such as Apple Sheep (who are so obsessed with Apple that it becomes concerning), Normal People (people who just like Macs and use them because they think its cool), and finally, People Who Have To Use It.

Mac users come in all shapes and sizes! There are crazy ones AND Normal ones!

by JamesnLollify October 26, 2022


Mac baba

Mac baba is a good boy, he is funny kind and very very silly 🤪. Mac baba is handsome too. Very very handsome. I like Mac baba a lot

Person 1: Have you kissed Mac baba yet?

Person 2: no but I really want too

by Notysonrussell June 17, 2024


Mac 'n jack

To masturbate into, or using, a bowl of Mac 'n Cheese

"I saw sam the other day, he just finished a Mac 'n Jack. Also, dinner was great."

by Balls Hurricane Fapsy April 13, 2016


Mac n' Jack

A Mac n' Jack is when you revive a hand job while eating a bowl of mac and cheese.

"Yeah Cindy gave me a Mac n' Jack while watched interstellar last night."

by NormanFives December 11, 2017