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You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face
Oh my god they did the German mud wizard
This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).
Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."
Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.
He did the ol' German Slip, eh?
When both partners climax at the same time providing peak efficiency
“Hey I heard you and your boyfriend going at it, did you both finish?”
“Yeah we had a German Climax, now we’re ready for the rest of the day”
An expression used to respond to people who don't talk about the 1940s (something happened between 1939 and 1945 that i don't wanna talk about, so I'll German pressure myself. Hey me, do you have german pressure? Cuz you don't talk about 1940s.)
"Hey, do you have german pressure? Cause you don't talk about the 1940s."
When you give a girl anal and right after she gives you a blow job.
Dude your grandma totally asked for a german snickerdoodle last night.
A cocktail of jagermeister and red bull
"Last night was rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. "
"It must have been that german ass fucker"