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Someone who finds a deep meaning in every modern art piece. He considers himself a deep thinker but he’s just a douche bag.
Man Francis is such an artsy penis, he’s finding symbolism in a blank canvas
The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.
Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.
A flaccid penis. The guy with a beaver penis is not able to get it hard for sexual intercourse.
- He could'nt get it up.
- Why not?
-Because he got a beaver penis.
A penis that is to be considered perfect size, not too big not too small. A penis that you can’t get enough of.
“My boyfriend has the perfect penis, I could fuck him all day.”
“That’s a husband penis.”
The bits of fluff and smegma at the end of your bell end if you don't wash it after a wank.
Man, my knob is full of Penis Scrapings today, I should have given it a scrub after that wank.
when you wake up naked and cant see your dick because it is in between you legs
i woke up with a missing penis and a hangover and i thought i got a sex change
When you or someone attacks your penis when you or the other person is not looking.
“Guys! He’s getting penis attacked!”