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Boyfriend

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."

I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.

by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021


Boyfriend

something you'll never get or be

you're not my boyfriend

by the J creater July 2, 2021


boyfriend

the most perfect human being on the planet

i love my boyfriend

by aaliyahhh nicole June 6, 2023


Boyfriend

A boy who class you every night someone who text you goodnight and good morning someone who falls asleep on call someone who would be the first person who tells your everything dosent cheat dosent call other girls fit

Boyfriend- date me

Girl- okay

Boy- last night calls

by Mille Anderson September 30, 2019


Boyfriend

Male member of the k-Pop Band K.A.R.D that goes by the name BM aka Matthew Kim.

Person 1: „Try to describe Matthew in one word.“

Person 2: „Boyfriend“

„Wow Matthew is so boyfriend.“

by Sundancer_ May 28, 2020


boyfriend

A guy who eats all of your leftovers and cuddles with you

Ugh...I'm so full. Lemme tell my boyfriend to eat the rest of this.

by ark! December 3, 2022


Boyfriend

Somebody you will never have

Cindy I have a boyfriend Candice me to( lying bad) Cindy CAP

by Mr Give up January 23, 2022