busting a nut

when you get youre special homemade mayo everywhere

im busting a nut in youre mouth

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Gruff Nut

The little bits of poo that can gather on hairs around the anus.

i.e. That girl has lots of gruff nuts dangling down.

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bug nuts

Slang meaning crazy or insane, especially when the person is acting as if he (or she) is bi-polar.

She went just bug nuts on me!

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Nut Mud

n. ejaculate; cum; sperm

Originates from Smodcast (Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier podcast) Episode 91 at the 52:44 mark where guest Malcolm Ingram credits uber-producer Scott Mosier with the genesis of the term.

"After the Nut Mud leaves my dick, I'm done. I'm very self-loathing."

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right nut

the position of a passenger in the back seat of a vehicle, directly behind the person in shotgun position

"Right nut! I ain't sittin bitch or left nut. <Insert driver's name here> always pushes their seat back!"

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the duck's nuts

adj. used to give the highest praise. Derived from the "Duck's" brand of packaged nuts available in most supermarkets.

"Damn - that is the Duck's nuts fo sho!!"

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Corn Nuts

A decaying, brown-mouth full of heinously rotten teeth accompanied by the rank oder of rancid food particles.

1)
He leaned in to kiss her ever so gently.

Girl says, "Ugh! You need to go to the dentist and fix those Corn Nuts!"

2)
"That's the filthiest grin I've ever seen. Look at those Corn Nuts!"

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