A dickhead who does not give 2 fucks
oliver is normally a fucking stick
plus he looks like sid from ice age
a man or boy who is Mathias's wingman
guy: look there is Oliver and Mathias how cool
Guy2: no im cooler
guy:sorry you are wrong because Oliver and mathias is there
a blonde boy who is super dumb, everyone strongly disagrees with his existence. lol everyone agrees with that statement because everyone is "smart"! anyways, oliver likes someone. and that someone is cara! bye
oliver: omg is that cara?!
cara: no
Best person you will ever meet they are the sweetest person they’ll make you laugh even when it’s an inappropriate timing they are insanely funny and sort of a jerk
You: my hamster bit me
Ollie: did you hear about the hamster bite fever thing?
You: omg Oliver shut up
Identifies as sigma male and has a controversial opinion on everything
Oh look it’s Oliver, what a sigma male
A hottie with a frosted tip that every man women person or any living thing would want like a lollipop shoved up their ass
mmmmmmmmmmm Oliver is soooo hot
A fucking beast but knows how to love! Great in a group of friends and is very social especially to the girls. He has the biggest dick in the group BY FAR. Anyone who argues with him is crushing for a beating.
Freind: “hey Oliver!”
Oliver: “yeah”
Friend: “there’s this annoying shit take him out please”
Oliver: “see you in an hour with his head.”