pooing in a girls mouth and then making out with her or vice versa.
"bro i gave this girl a greasy sudbury mud burger last night, i had the runs"
(hank)"left darlene a nice present in her mouth guess what it was"... (cletus)"im not sure what"....(hank) a smelly, sudbury mudburger...(cletus) "good job pal"
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A large butt from too many burger snacks.
Willie's butt is suffering from ass-burgers snackdrome!
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The Burger King Man watches you while you sleep, never taking his eyes off of you. Waiting for the moment to strike.
His natural habitat is the airplanes.
Person 1: Hey man, idk what's going on, but I feel like someone's watching us.
Person 2: It's probably the Burger King man!
Burger King Man: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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The fortnite guy that got a burger
Worker) Hello, what can I get you?
(Guy in car) Cactus Jack fucked me
(Worker) .......... The what?
(Guy in car) *Plays sicko mode*
(Worker) So the Travis Scott Burger
(Guy in car) The guy from fortnite that got his own burger yes
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Black Rights Activist and Burger Man, MLKs Grandson and flies on planes a lot to spread his message.
Wow! Burger King Guy is my Idol!