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A conjunction of the words cock and wank in order to achieve a word that is a derrogatory term reffering to someone who is a complete cunt. The double word/hyphen combo give it a very lengthy presence, however the sharp c and k sounds make for a very hard hitting delivery
Barney is a complete cock-wank
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1) The act of popping a large and satisfying load of jizz over a chosen part of the anatomy of a slutty promiscuous young female of low class and intelligence, known as a skank. The face is the preferred location and if possible shooting sperm in the eyes or up the nostrils is to be encouraged as the degradation factor is enhanced further. Verbally abusing them as one defiles their skanky face is also fun. Using a skank like a worthless piece of fuckmeat is all she deserves which is why collective Skank Wanks after gangbanging them senseless is so popular and on the rise.
2)Masturbating over the thought of fucking a slutty trashy prickteasing loose moralled girl who is young enough to be your daughter or even granddaughter.
1)Bernard and me drilled that cute 17yr old bleach blond slut from the trailer park last night. You know the dumb fuckpig with the pig-tails...big tits, bubble-butt, tattoos and piercings everywhere? Works at the checkout at the 7-11 part-time and most of the niggas in the R'n'B nightclub next door have used her like a fuckin' cum mop. She's been nigger fried but still a good fuck even though she's got a twat like a hippo's yawn! Nasty nymph ho has been passed around like a fuckin' basketball by the bruthas. Anyway, we got lucky and picked the bitch up after her shift by promising to mend her shitheap car. Shafted the little skank in every hole all night...we popped our goo in her mug so many times I lost count...got her all hot and nasty...goddamn Skank Wanks a go-go last night!
2)Harold, the Bank Manager and Mayor of the Mid-West town, spanked his monkey like an adolescent at the thought of sticking his 57 year old shriveled maggot dick up the succulent pink puckered turdpipe of the slutty 16 yr old teenage daughter, Tanya, of his Ukranian cleaning lady. He had heard his wife complaining about the rumours that Tanya was a complete slut and was being used by the local basketball team, all huge shaven-headed black men, as a fuck puppet. It was too much for Harold who had that very day seen Tanya in her cheerleader outfit on the way to the ball game after which he knew she'd be getting held by her pig-tails and mercilessly facefucked by those damn nigga thugs ...he blew his load over his keyboard in his office! It was an incredible Skank Wank!
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1) A term used by idiots who tried to combine two insults to make a superior 'uber' insult, but failed miserbaly.
2) Said by Jonathon Ross when trying to say 'rank face'
3) It actually comes from the term used by the mexicans: 'el faceo wankido' which is used mainly when they are riding camels.
Shut up! Your such a...such a...wank face!
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When after a wank while standing up, the muscles in your legs cramp, causing mild but persistent pain.
X: "Dude, why do you always walk like a cowboy?"
Y: "I get really bad wank legs from jerking off so much while standing up. I just can't keep my hands off myself."
X: "You need to get a girlfriend/boyfriend"
Y: "What's girlfriend/boyfriend supposed to mean? Are you suggesting I might be gay?"
X: "Yes."
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a skank wank is a girl/whore that you find irritating and would like to lay her down and wank all over to prove u dont need her for nothing and that ur independant
she is only worth a skank wank if that
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The blanket you use to masturbate.
"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with ya know"
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A term used to describe something when suddenly overcome with extreme sickness or dissappointment. Refers to a metaphor which isn't physically possible...but that just makes it funny as well.
Lewis:oh my god thats a fuckin pile of wank
Lewis's mum:(looks in disgust)what the fucks a pile of wank?!
Lewis:well it's like a pile of shit...just worse
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