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When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.
Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.
The act of putting gun powder into ones vagina or anal cavity and inserting a lit match into you're urethrae.
Quantarius Diggle Shart: " Bowqueequee and I were laying Pipe bombs last night ".
Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".
The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.
"Achmed! You got a wrench I could borrow? I'm planning on another Lebanese Pipe-Wrench tonight!"
The pussy you never had...
No wonder truck drivers are tired of all the adult stores along I-65. If in doubt always resort to your trusty tail pipe for a safe place to release your load of truck driver cum.
Tail pipe truckers are the best kind. THE ONLY reason tailpipes drip.
It's when a men/woman does oral job and the reviewer then takes a piss.
My wife loves when I'm pipeing American beer.
A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.
Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.
1) To shoot ones firearm
2) To ejaculate
If that wasteman comes to the yard again burst your pipe