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Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.
Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!
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To be insane.
I noticed that on some old cartoons, that they would make a visual joke with the charters who were cutting out paper dolls.
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you give a woman a paper bag, put it on their head, leave a hole in it, and insert a snorkel so that they may breath.
Me: Want to play the paper bag snorkel game?
You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?
Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.
You: *choking/gagging noises*
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a girl with an ugly face but a nice body
that girl has a really good body, she is good pbm(paper bad material)
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Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.
She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.
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When playing Rock Paper Scissors and you unexpectedly realise you are losing, you play dynamite as it beats everything.
Some proffessional players consider this a foul move and scram CHEAT whn it is used.
Dynamite is played by pointing out your index (the first) finger.
Everyone: Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Boy 1 has played rock, Boy 2 has played scissors and Boy 3 has played dynamite.
Boy 1 and Boy 2: You CHEAT! Dynamite isn't real!
Boy 3: Is there a rock paper scissors dynamite rule book now?
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A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.
Mmm... two paper bag job, is she?
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