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When your pee hole gives a little laugh
me and my weiner did had a little bonding time, i tought it how to peef (penis fart) and peter cackle.
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To not go out with your friends due to the fear of being beat physicaly by a girlfriend or wife every time your friends go to the bar, party, or anything else.
Why isn't John going to the bar with us tonight?
Oh he is pulling a Peters again.
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peter griffin: holy crap im in fortnite! oh my gosh, this is so freakin epic!!!! holy crap, donald trump?
donald trump: hello peter, welcome to fortnite.
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A person who masturbates every where
Dude I just Peter McMastered in the school bathroom
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This is the white /yellowish discharge that sits at the end of a male dogs penis when its not erect.
guy 1: Man the other day when I picked up the dog his red crayon came out and it touched my arm leaving peter jiz on my arm. guy 2: Dude that's nasty.
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A crafty way to say that someone sucks penis.
My coworker has been getting all kinds of benefits since he’s been sucking off the boss. Man he’s such a Peter chew
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nz politician, conman, tax sponge, causes problems, gets called out on them then runs away until the next election, then tries to become valid again. pretty much what an 80 series landcruiser would look like if it was human, rings all the bells but ultimately just an over rated problem causing asshole that will cost you money but has a leather exterior instead.
pulled a winston peters
that's the sort of thing winston would do
seemed reliable at the start
can't believe he let me down again
but he promised
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