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Person 1: hey you see Robert??
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life
High School is located in Douglasville, Georgia. The school itself is pretty nice until you go inside. Inside you find a head principal whose a dickbag, A bunch of teachers who don't really care, a group of kids smoking in the bathrooms, the majority of the rest of them are fucking in the Autotech room. And the rest of them are goodie-two-shoes. You walk around and about all you smell is weed and shit. The school is very run down and opposite racist. They HATE white kids and will expel just about anybody they can come up with a viable excuse to. Especially seniors. The head principal's nickname is Dr. Smalldick for a reason. He's a narcissistic cunt ask anybody and they'll agree. Only a handful of teachers actually care and all the rest are in udder despair.
Interviewee: I graduated from Robert S. Alexander High School in 2022
Employer: Oh, so you have a small dick doctor and dumb as a rock?
You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.
Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
Robert gray is a nice friend...................JK HE GAY
your a Robert gray
Customer: I’ll take a 20 piece Robert Kim, please.
McDonald’s Employee: We serve Michael Han, is that fine?
Robert Basuil, He will be the last one you would ever want to meet. He is a Player/Fuck boi or you can call him Play Boi. He will cheat on you I promise. He cheated on my for another girl and he started dating that girl but he started dating a new girl 😭.
Robert Basuil will find a new girl after you two break up about 2-3 weeks
He will act as like he loves you but not really. He will pretend that he loves you but not for real though. He goes to Grant Sawyer middle school 🙂
Me: Hey baby
Robert Basuil: Dont call me that we are over
Me: But why! What did I do!
Robert Basuil: I was never in loved with you
Me: You bastard! Your such a bitch! PLAYBOY!
Robert Basuil: I don’t give a damn!!!!
Me: I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF YOU!
Robert Basuil: HAHAHAHA, Do I look like I give a damn
Me: (Runs Away)
The fucking best person in the world
Robert Tally is the best, mlg, 360 no scoping, almighty loaf.