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Don’t Fuck With Cats- Originated in a NetFlix documentary (Don’t F*** with Cats), it is described as an “unwritten rule” / Precautionary Warning to people who post in online media not to create content that demonstrates the abuse, neglect, or cruelty towards cats / kittens (and extending to pretty much all little furry creatures).
It basically implies that there are hordes of people who love / support animals, and these people will go to great lengths to identify & retaliate against the abuser for their cruel actions, up to and including using illicit means to identify the abuser, and in turn, assaulting or even killing the assaulter and their friends/ family.
Although anything goes on the internet, that dumb fuck didn’t follow Rule 0 when he posted himself killing a cat on YouTube. Animal activists tracked his IP, burned down his mothers house and then went to his work and beat his fucking ass to unconsciousness!
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Analogous to Rules 34 through 37, Rule 38 states that if something exists, there is a plushie of it, or there will exist a plushie of it. This is not a constant, but an inevitability; i.e. not all things have plushies, but come the end of time, they will.
"Half-Life 2: Episode Two had those really scary Hunter enemies; now they have them as plushies."
"Christ, Rule 38."
"WTF is rule 38?"
"It's like all the other Rule 3x's, but about plushies."
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The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being a dick.
That drunk asshole behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.
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Rule 93 is one of the many rules of the internet
It states that every suspicious link on the internet is Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”, until proven not Rick Astley.
Dude 1: “I am NOT going to click that link, because of Rule 93.”
Dude 2: “What’s Rule 93?”
Dude 1: “It’s never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.”
Dude 2: “What The Fuck.”
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the idolization of sluts on the Minnesota Twins board at ESPN.com
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to control a woman by using various means
"Rick rules bitches with his sexy voice"
Man #1 - "What are you doing?"
Man #2 - "Learning to play the guitar"
Man #1 - "How come?"
Man #2 - "To rule a bitch"
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Ed: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.
Dave: Yeah, don’t get your hopes up on that one, Ed. Rule 7 The cake is a lie.
Ed: Really, aw crap.
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