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The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.
Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?
Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....
Jeff:....ouch....
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when a large black man throws down a vicious dunk over a small white man standing helplessly in front of the basket.
After Josh Smith served Steve Nash yet another nut sandwich, Nash was forced to have a pair of balls surgically grafted to his face.
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The act of wanking between someones bumcheeks.
My bird gave me a ham sandwich last nite, but I also managed a sneaky pete
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what your breath smells like
damn your breath smells like you ate a shit sandwich
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The worst of all dilemmas; a predicament known only to the few brave soldiers who died gruesomely in a fierce battle with the infamous Princess Sarah
"Daddy, Daddy, whose grave stone is this?" Said Michal.
"We don't speak of such things," said Jeremy. "However unfortunate the plight of Sir Buck, we must not dwell on the laurels of the Coconut Sandwich!"
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When someone has really bad breath that you can't ignore it or tell them in a polite manner of its foulness. So bad that not even 8 rolls of mentos could come near to making it fresh.
Wheeew! What the hell did you have for lunch today? A shit sandwich?
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A form of torture whereby a large male dog is aroused to the point of having his penis come out. The victim is then strapped down and the dog ordered to sit on the victim's face. The "sandwich" is formed by the victim's lips, which act as the "bread," and the dog's penis, which becomes the "meat."
The Al Qaeda terriost told us everything after we administered 75 straight hours of Pink Sandwiches. He was psychologically bruised, yet was physically unharmed (with the exception of badly needing a breath mint.)
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