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Drawn from the letters 'S' and 'D,' the San Diego Soda is created by the addition of feces (Shit) and semen (from the Dick) to a soda. The addition can be direct, or indirect by a boy or girl placing anything that has come in contact with those substances on or near said soda.
Gary: "Yo Matt, did you just take a sip from Tom's soda? You know he licked some guy's asshole and then sucked his dick last night."
Othello: "Oh damn son, you just drank a San Diego Soda."
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The over the top manner in which an openly gay person speaks. A person who can be identified as being gay through their manner of speech is said to have a San Francisco accent.
I knew he was gay the first time I spoke to him, he spoke with a San Francisco accent.
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When you suck the shit out of a girl's asshole during sexual intercourse.
Dude I was so blown last night. This girl i was with was super fine but she would only suck my cock if i san francisco 49ered her. it was totally not worth it. i still got pieces of shit in my teeth and can feel it rumbling in my stomach.
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1. A game that everyone said was the best GTA game of all time, consisting of a black street gangster instead of a cool mafia mambo. They use the F-word quite exsesivly, and use the word "nigger" to be cool. Very boring game with miles of wasteland and big airplanes. Woooppeee.
2. A REAL fault in california.
1. You: Want to play vice city?
Friend: Fuck no nigga, I wanna play san andreas
2. You: Want to go to the san andreas fault?
Friend: sure
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One of the 10 original Major League Soccer Teams in 1996. They won the first ever MLS game against the D.C. United off Eric Wynalda's goal in the 88th minute off a Ben Iroha pass.
San Jose had a horrible first few seasons namely 1997-2000. Despite having some great players in those years they couldn't pull it together.
San Jose 97-99 were known as the New England Revolution Stock Room. Robert Kraft would use the Clash as a stock holding room for talent he wanted on his big boy club the New England Revolution, who also had little success.
In 2006, MLS Fucked San Jose in the ass and moved the team to Houston. (HAHA FUCK YOU SAN JOSE).
The first season they were in Houston, the team won a championship, only to win it again in 2007.
San Jose Fans have continued to whine to this day, despite being given a team again in 2008.
On the BigSoccer forums, the Earthquakes sub-forum is notorious for being one of the biggest crybaby fests. They constantly bitch about players, coaching decisions, the Houston Dynamo and everything under the sun. Moderators KMJVet thinks he's a bad ass but he couldnt mod his way out of a paper bag. LA Fans hate Quakes Fans. San Jose fans were whining even when they had there original team.
In other words, FUCK YOU SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES, HOUSTON & AEG RAPED YOU OF YOUR TEAM.
San Jose Earthquakes are the greatest team in Major LEague Soccer History... yeah right
Don Garber: I hated San Jose Earthquakes, I wish we never gave them a team back.
All Houston Fans: HAHA! We stole your team. The San Jose Earthquakes.
The Ultras Support Group are a bunch of losers just like the San Jose Earthquakes. Riot Squad Bitch!
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When a man slams his cock into your ass unknowingly to you.
So, I says to the guy, "that's no San Francisco Slammer, that's my wife!"
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San Marcos Steamer
1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.
Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao
Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer
Source: Chad P., San Marcos, TX
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