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Self Lovings mean to Masterbate.. as in.. touch ur own damn self, no help 4rm others... (movies, internet & magazines ok lol.) & get ur self off...
"Austina went in to the shower, turned the shower head on to jet mode, closed her eyes, & gave her self sum self lovins.. "
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What you need to do before you wreck yo self.
"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."
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The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.
Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.
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1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.
1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.
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When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.
Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."
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When a man expels an epic amount of ejaculate onto his own face, simulating bukkake porn, in which several men take turns ejaculating onto a man or woman, usually their face.
Jason: Oww, man! I just came all over my face and into my eye! Look at it, it's all in there! And it won't come out, either...I'm shedding manly tears of pain right now.
Sam: Damn, that's a lot of cum! It's everywhere! Looks like a self-inflicted bukkake, bro.
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Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.
Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)
Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!
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