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Patriotic Skin Cancer

The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)

Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.

by Pwink June 11, 2020


Skin Cell Beach

Skin Cell Beach - is a beach on an office desk made up of skin cells. Usually in the shape of a half moon in front of where the person would normally sit. Its black and nasty skin cells that have been amassed over a long period of time and never cleaned.

how can you sit over there at skin cell beach? why don't you clean that thing?

by TurtleHDpokinU May 03, 2011


Skin-Flap Pizza

Pizza made of some terrible leftover dough not meant to ever be used in the wonderful art of pizza pies.

"Dude is that Skin-Flap Pizza again?"

"Yeah mom had some leftover Chinese dough, so I thought, why not make a pizza?"

"Disgusting"

by SKinFlap September 12, 2014


Skin Texture Pack

When someone cuts themselves in a specific place to the point where the skin has a different texture than the rest of their body.

Dude, that Emo chick just added a skin texture pack

by Depressed77 November 12, 2021


Crawling in my skin

crawling in my skin <- when life f**ks u and u feel insecure and lost as f**k

i'm probably going insane. all this sh*t makes me feeling like its it's crawling in my skin and kills me from the inside.

by deadmandriftin' March 21, 2017


Turkey Skin Giblets

The male ball sack and testicles.

She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.

He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.

by Dick Onchin November 20, 2020


Pulling the pork skin

Wanking until your dick turns a light pink colour.

Zaryod: what's Brad doing?
Dylan: last time I heard he said he was pulling the pork skin.

by Creamyshart October 14, 2018