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The mother does not know whether or not her child is playing DS under the covers or sleeping, and until she lifts the covers, the child will be in a state of simultaneously playing DS and being asleep.
There goes my son, ever Schrödinger’s sleeping child, can never tell if he's sleeping or playing on that damned game boy I bought him.
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When you stick both feet into a vagina and pull up until the vagina fully surrounds you in the shape of a sleeping bag
Bro #1: “I got so cold last night I went to my girlfriends house and used her as a nichan sleeping bag”
Bro #2: “same bro but I used my dog instead”
When it's bedtime so you fart yourself to sleep by going under the blankets and creating a fart box until you pass out in your own farts.
Ricky: "I can't sleep"
Danny: "You should fart yourself to sleep, I do it every night"
"Cant sleep love" is a feeling you get when you're either in a relationship or have a crush, this happens when you cant stop thinking about the person . This also happens when you just had a good conversation with the person, and you cant sleep because of it.
i had NO sleep last night. Elizabeth got me "cant sleep love"
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A spooky sight you witness asleep and paralyzed, usually scary af
My Sleep Paralysis Demon is Garfield
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That is what I am right now. I'm bored and can't sleep so that is why I'm making this definition.if your bored and can't sleep you should do the same.
Hey dude, you up? I'm bored and can't sleep.
The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....
I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch
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