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n. When two people are just tossed out of their minds and make out with a lot of tounge
Yo, what'd you do last night?
Nothing much. Went to the bars. Got a couple of sloppy make outs and left.
Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.
Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*
Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.
*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.
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When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head as he cums. Also search for a jaben brown
After a huge party Joshua wanted to give Perry a sloppy jaben brown, Perry refused.
When a man's penis is sloppy wet from intercourse, then the woman performs oral sex on the man and his wet balls keep slapping her in the face.
Damn babe, your Sloppy Heavy Bag fucked my face up!
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The act of a women filling her mouth with chili or a meat sauce then performing oral on one of her male peers.
Ryan: Oh man she gave me a sloppy joe
Nathan: Delicious.
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A nickname for a friend who has had sexual relations with a girl after another friend.
Ugh, you fucked Megan too, what a Sloppy Joe!
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