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hay son

Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, hay son is the counterpart of thought daughter.
The hay son wears overalls, rides a tractor, has a stem of wheat in his mouth, his favorite book is The Farmer's Almanac and his favorite movie is Charlotte's Web.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram

who's gonna be the hay son to my thought daughter?

I love working the weekends at my local farm, I'm such a hay son

by literally just a toast June 07, 2024


National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024


The Glorious Sons

The Glorious Sons is an amazing, insane band from Kingston, Ontario, Canada. They’re mostly known for songs like ‘S.O.S. (Sawed Off Shotgun)’, ‘Everything Is Alright’, ‘Heavy’ and ‘Mama’. They tour a lot throughout North American, Europe and Oceania.

“The Glorious Sons are just so good! Have you heard their newest song yet?”

by February 14, 2025


Flying gorilla’s son

Enoch Gallogray

Oh look it’s flying gorilla’s son might as well give him all of my money

by Goat68 March 28, 2023


ja-son

Synonym for "On Ja" or "on gawd", ja-son is a word that can be used to express agreement.

"Yo that's crazy dude"
"on ja-son morant dude"

by daKaptainmilton November 16, 2022


Chipper and Sons Lumber Co.

the best fucking game ever
fnaf be damned yall should really play this

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. was a game by Scott Cawthon that failed miserably just because the characters looked creepy, leading to the creation of FNAF. This was entirely undeserved, because although FNAF is a great franchise, Chipper and Son was still great aside from the visual style.

by UnknownTheComedian January 18, 2025


The Simp Sons

Its a finndom (Caleb Finn fandom) groupchat on Instagram

"I got added to the simp sons gc!"

by Bee asf June 14, 2020