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A joke used to be really funny. Most people get tired of it, but I don't. Some find it offensive, but it is a generic 'mom' we're talking about here.
Truth or Dare?
Dare.
I dare you to do.....YOUR MOM!!! hahahahah! (does victory dance)
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two words often put together for when some one asks you a gay or obvious question, or just for fun you can say it after everything some one says and really piss them off. Or just to burn some one. and you need to say OH! or BURN!!!! or somthing gay like that.
gay guy: your so asian
cool guy: your moms so asian
random guy: ASIAN!!! HA!!!! ASIAN!!!!
gay guy: lets play a game
cool guy: lets play your mom
random guy: OH!!!!!
gay guy: you suck
cool guy: your mom sucks... MY BALLS!!!!!
random guy: pwn3d!!
gay guy: what do you wanna do today?
cool guy: your mom
random guy: HAHA HE BURNED YOU FOOL!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!
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a mother who shops at Pier 1, Cost Plus, or other such imported home furnishings stores so as to make herself appear more worldly
Example-
person 1: "Have you been to Stacy's house? It's in a track neighborhood but it's full of obscure scented candles and Native American artwork like a Pier 1 catalog."
person 2: "She must have an offshore mom."
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She’s a witch, please call Child-Services
My mom is gonna kill me if I tell her I ate all he Ice-Cream, damn I’m fat.
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Middle-class white mother that has nothing better to do with her time than organize her children's extra-curricular sporting activities. Provided for by her husband, she creates an out-of-touch middle class bubble for herself and is very grumpy when anyone disturbs it. In addition to the descriptions already listed, I will add that soccer moms are usually sporting some mid-90s Jennifer Aniston version hair with a lot of clunky preppie jewelry. They are into status symbols; big expensive car, kids performing well, newest trending phone, expensive looking jewelry. Thinks that the term "Soccer Mom" is somehow a compliment and is ditzy enough to put stickers of soccer balls on their back windows.
Look at this oblivious soccer mom holding up traffic!
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Mid 20's douchebag who sleeps with local milfs. You will find him near elementary schools and play grounds prowling on milfs to hit on in hopes of sleeping with them in the near future.
"Hey dude have you seen Erik lately?"
"Nah, man, he's been acting weird lately. I think he's a mom hopper now" mom hopper milf douchebag Erik
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An Insult
Mainly used by Fortnite kids.
The usage of "I fucked ur mom" Is used by C.O.D children (6-10 years)
Dude ur mom is a cat (pussy)
Player one: Cant wait for the new game to come out! Player 2: Your mom
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