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Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.
Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.
To strike someone quickly and with great power after initial irritation.
I wanted to straight jack slap that boy when he started frontin on your ass.
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The adorable guitarist for All Time Low that's been my favorite for three years. He also called me pretty.
Me: Hi Jack!
Jack Barakat: Hi! *hugs*
Me: Okay...*laughes*
Jack: You're really pretty when you laugh.
Me: Uh..?
Jack: BYE! *runs into the port o potty*
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To steal something from someone.
I pulled a jack move on his ass.
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1) noun. Leader of the Counter-Terrorist Unit's Field Operations. Guaranteed to have at least one atrocious day a year.
2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.
1) I'm Jack Bauer. I'll kill you from 200 yards away with a sniper rifle, eat lunch and enjoy myself while doing so.
2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."
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A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.
He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.
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The act of jumping up and down and making your ball sack slap against yourself.
"I remeber in like 6th grade Wilcox did a flapper jack!"
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