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Bro-sprawl

The act of unnecessarily taking up as much space as possible with one's body. This is often performed in public places and is done despite the seeming discomfort of the position. Usual variations include wide-spread legs, and a leaned-back, nearly reclining, posture with arms outstretched, possibly resting on nearby objects or people. This pose is most-commonly assumed by those known as "bros," who can be identified by satorial markers such as polo shirts, popped collars, pastel colors, and flip flops or other forms of boat shoes. If bro-sprawl is performed outdoors, a baseball cap and beer in a plastic cup are also likely to be involved.

"There were no seats on the train because some guy was bro-sprawling all over the place."
"Hey man, your bro-sprawl is so epic you take up at least three desks in lecture class."

by Unheimliche April 21, 2013


naw bro

Another way of spelling "nah bro". It is used to express sarcasm or in response to dark humour.

Person: bro why are you built like that 💀
Person 2: because I broke my spine
Person 3: naw bro 😭💀

by lex !! November 05, 2023


bro steam

When it's so hot that when you cum on someone it evaporates, creating steam.

Jack WAAALSH: I totally bro steamed that black girl last night.

by Titlover1812 June 09, 2014


biggest bro

“biggest bro” means your closest friend/best friend.

Hey, there’s my biggest bro, Noah, over there!”

by slutforgingers June 05, 2022


Bro Talk

It's like pillow talk, but for the bros

Bro 1: "Ay bro, take off them socks and lemme see those toes"
Bro 2: "Anything for you, bro"

Bro Talk being used in action

by JakBoW April 26, 2022


Libertarian Bros

When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.

Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.

Clint : Why?

Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.

by Paper Mills Nation February 09, 2020


Bro Zone

This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.

1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.

3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.

4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.

5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.

Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.

P1: Hey, wyd wya?

P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.

P1: Word....you smash that yet?

P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.

by #Stillbilly January 05, 2021