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A guy who hangs out/aspires to be a bro, but is not enough of a bro himself.
look at that skinny guy with all those football players. He must be bro- curious
The Union of two bros after both having received a blowjob from the same girl.
Dick and Evan became Headskimo Bros after both receiving a blowjob from the same hoe at a party.
a group of guys (at least two) that move through women at a fast rate
"oh look it's the bullet bros"
Two people that hook up with the same person
max: i hooked up with lucia last week her ass and tits are so nice
alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man
completing selfless tasks for your close friends.
Z: Do it for the bros.
A: You know you really want to.
L: Yeah man
When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.
Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.
Clint : Why?
Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.
This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
P1: Hey, wyd wya?
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.