A very smart man, very fine looking, he is a little too orange but thatβs okay because heβs a sexy orange
Hey! Look at Donald Trump, I want to peel that sexy orange!
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Donald Trump ties are cheap, poorly-made rags that are sold a discount and second-hand stores. People wearing these ties are those who wish they had more in their wallet than just lint. Generally, tie-wearers are wanna-bes who are looking for some attention and something to brag about. In reality, they are just embarassing themselves and all other other tie-wearers around the world.
Hey man! Check out my Donald Trump tie!
Fuck you, I wipe my ass with those Donald Trump ties.
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The most amazing president on the earth. he gave 5 million black Americans jobs and healthcare, he will win in 2020
did you see donald trumps speech?
yea, he's totally gonna win
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Euphemism for going to the toilet used by cockneys as it rhymes with dump.
Get the beers in, I'll be back in a jiffy. Got a meeting with Donald Trump.
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I saw Donald Trump at KFC once...unfortunately it was in the basement of the white house now...
Donald Trump sneaks around cause he enjoys to much fried chicken...
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The best president the United States has had. Wrongly accused of crime and those who are against him only are because theyβre pussies and care more about feelings than facts
βHey, who was the greatest US president?β
βEasy, Donald Trump!β
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One of the greatest guys you will meet. He is incredibly smart and cares so much about America! He loves our cops and military!!
See that guy building the wall, that must be Donald trump!
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