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When your spun out in day 5 from Meth and you convince yourself that there are drones following you and the your connecting imaginary dot in your head leading yourself to be leave the everything is just one big conspiracy against you by your ex to get your kids taken away or get you thrown into jail for being the biggest drug dealer in your town because you occasionally sell a dub out of the ball you just got yesterday.
It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"
Donald: Holy shit bob do you see that drone up there... 😳 Omg look who's behind us, that's the guy that helped Ray my old neighbor move in that old piano last year right before Jen threw me out for finding a used dart in the trash, I bet Jen told him to follow me and snitch back to her......
Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.
When your adolescent son tells you he is going to his room for a nap but you know he is just gonna rub one out.
Hey man, where’s your son? I could use a hand moving something in the yard.
He’s just upstairs “napping off”. I’ll give him 10-15 minutes and call him down for ya...
What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap
Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch