A series of events in the following order:
1) Smashing a girl lumber jack style
2) You nut in her belly button
3) Take your axe to shave your chest hair
4) Sprinkle the chest hair into her cum filled belly button
5) Yell "surprise biatch"
Guy 1: It's so tough finding freaky girls that are into hairy guys.
Guy 2: You should meet my friend Lexis she loves getting the Jimbo Slice Surprise !
A girl who concieves her first born on prom night. Her date remembered the corsauge,but forgot the protection.
The quarterback got a real shock on graduation day,when his cheerleader girlfriend told him she was eight weeks pregnant!! You can say he got a real Prom Night Surprise!!
The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.
Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.
When you give your partner a rimjob straight after brushing your teeth.
I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.
When a male/female licks a menstruating woman’s anus and period blood has seeped down to it.
-Bro, Jessica gave me a red velvet surprise last night...
-that’s why I only eat ass with the lights on.
(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.
This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!
During a barium enima procedure the patient can no longer hold the barium within theirselves and it explodes out of their anus and covers the xray technician in a wonderful surprise
The doctor threw up when his technician received an uncommonly high barium enima surprise in the face.