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Briggsy's Turkey Slap

To senselessly trounce a man's forehead or cheeks with one's chafed scrotum after a night out on a tranny chase. Otherwise known as a victory slap, to prove to other trannies that Briggsy has made a kill. Has also been referred to as territorial marking.

Denzil: Have you noticed all the trannies with bruised faces?

Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.

Denzil: Dirty little fucker.

by Jittery Codpiece September 12, 2006

74πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


how to cook a turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

by WTF?!?!?! July 3, 2003

141πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


turkey surprise

To collect feces and urine in a backed up pipe to make sludge and putting it in a pale to dump on someone.

When Doug walked out of his house i hit him with a turkey surprise

by TearDrop February 8, 2004

4πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

by Stargazerone December 12, 2014

385πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


new york turkey

When you put your boots in a women’s vagina

Aye yo shawty let me pull a New York turkey on you

by TrΔ“ΓΏ June 9, 2019


Jive Turkey

Literally means a pig language in early Africa. Only known by a few tribes that still speak in clicks today and are very uncivilized.

Wow, i thought jive turkey died out a long time ago.

by Marinesnipa October 4, 2006

14πŸ‘ 107πŸ‘Ž


Catching The Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

"Michael has been catching the wild turkey with Lindsay"

by Thomas Fredrick Perry Pipo Dog December 12, 2014

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž