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1. An idiom referring to a situation where you're screwed no matter what you do; if you're literally holding a tiger by the tail, it won't attack you - until you let go of its tail. But you have to let go in order to run from it, and it WILL chase you down.
2. A song by country singer "Buck" Owens. Arguably his signature song.
I've got a tiger by the tail, it's plain to see
I won't be much when you get through with me
Well, I'm losing weight and turning mighty pale
Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail
The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
A bong hit of straight tabacco
tiger tokes give nasty headrushes
The male equivalent of a snow Bunny. A white guy that goes for black girls.
Did you see Danny with that black chick? He’s such a snow tiger.
Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.
John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
When performing oral sex, the person giving the oral sex rip apart the penis with there canine teeth.
Person 1: Sarah git mad and gave me the "Saber tooth tiger"
Person 2: ouch!
A:His Fursona is a Sabertooth Tiger
B: Good, I like femboys