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is dumb as fuck and likes to suck big cocks. Tony has a really little penis and if you give him you huge one he might break it cause he swallow every day.
Hey its tony.
Get away from him he might break your penis
Ahhh,
he broke me really, really, really big penis.
Intellectual, or being the hottest person alive
You really are the tony in the room
A thoughtful, understanding listener who has the best smile. A Tony will always encourage you and brighten up your day, watch hours of Netflix videos, will go on adventure with you, take good care of you, tell you the best bedtime stories and cook with you and for you. They quite possibly make for the best boyfriends and best buddies out there. Count yourself lucky if you get to be with a Tony. A Tony’s only flaw is losing at Mario Kart.
Person 1: how did you find such a great boyfriend
Person 2: I just searched for a Tony
An amazing, thoughtful, kind guy who cares about you and knows how to cheer you up when you're down... Funny, gorgeous and the most amazing, awesome person to walk the earth. The actual definition of, cute and the smoothest talker you'll ever meet and if he wants your number you give it to him and he's always buying you something nice or being polite.
All the ladies loooooove Tony