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A tony is a very tiny person with the testosteron levels of a very tall guy.
This can cause extreme fits of anger and sexual drifts that can often get out of control.
Guy 1: “Shit man anthony is snorting tons of ketamine again…”
Guy 2: “Seriously? Shit man he really starts acting all Tony when he does that..”
Guy 1: “Yeah i hope there won’t be any girls at the club because he’ll definitley try fucking one”
Guy 2: “I can see the Tony in his eyes, i wouldn’t even be surprised is he tries to fuck a guy”
Tony's have the sexiest voice you'll ever hear. Very likely to be tall. A well-groomed man. A force to be reconned with. Tries to scare you and sometimes succeeds. Very lovely but can also can be an asshat. Will ask you why yours thighs are out everywhere if you're wearing ripped jeans. Has thunderthighs himself. Will ask you to arm wrestle.
Friend: Hey Tony, wanna come hang out.
Tony: *in low voice* yeah of course bbg.
Basically his name is toenail. We call him tony the balooney sometimes.
“Hey Tony, did you do your homework today” - Teacher
toilet paper. Tony is a noun and a thing but not a person’s name in the context of toilet paper. As something more personal though, we piss and shit all over tony. We cry our tears into tony and tony can make our lives hell by leaving us the quarter sheet for the clean up of a three coil spoiler. In essence tony can be trusted unless tony’s pillowy softness is breached. Sometimes tony hurts our buts. But for that pain tony is both a blessing and curse.
I’m worried about fights caused by the lack of tony on the grocery store shelves.
ah nigga tha gon satisify yu in bed fuccn eatn yu out fingering yu all at
A seemingly normal person who becomes skibidi when nearing a school or playground.
Girl 1: "Johnny always rizzin, and he got drip!"
Girl 2: "at my sisters birthday he was being a tony"