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Similar to Prarie Dogging but when you and several other people really got to shit and have to wait for the bathroom.
"Aww man yesterday we went to this mexican place and after we totally had a turtle party at John's house"
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The act of having an orgy ninga turtle style involving 4 partners. A male and female engage in missionary intercourse standing up, while two other males enter them from behind, creating the turtle shells.
Cassie was over at the boys last night, I heard they tried the raging turtle.
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A name people use to distract girls from creeping on their facebooks. By changing their real name to "Pouncing Turtle", one is trying to escape from the reality of their EXTREME douchiness. In doing so.. they are ashamed of their true identity and use a turtle that pounces to distract them from the disgrace of being themselves.
"New Friend Request from Pouncing Turtle"
Friend request denied.
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When a man is banging his girl from behind and his johnson slips out in mid-motion. At this point he jams it in her ass hole and she humps her back up like a turtle shell. You can only do this if you accidentally slip out so she will least expect it.
I was banging my old lady last night and gave her a turtle back when she wasn't expecting it. I then gave her a Donky punch and finished off with a chili dog before she woke-up.
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A protruding peice of crap poking out of ya anus..
A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards
Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"
cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company
Fook me dave I cut off me turtle neck ...
best you ring calvin klein mark
Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker
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The awkward turtle was originated from many awkward situations where a man would take his pants off before sex, and due to a lack of girth and or size would make the situation very awkward thus also shriveling the ballsack. The tiny penis/shriveled sack combination looks similar to a turtle with it's head poking out, picture a turtle upside down in its shell.
This phrase was soon brought out of the bedroom and applied to everyday awkward situations, but all refer back to that original awkward turtle moment when the awkward turtle first appeared and the woman mysteriously got a horrible headache...
The awkward turtle is symbolized by placing one hand, open, palm facing down, thumb out to the side on top of your other hand, palm facing down, thumb out. The thumbs are then wiggled or rotated in tiny circles to signify the awkward tension.
Her: Are you ready?
Him: Yeah, let me take my pants off...
Her: *Gasp*
Him: It gets bigger!!
Her: I just got a really bad headache... I think I'm allergic to your tiny, pathetic penis.
This moment describes the awkward turtle.
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is when your balls are so shrivalled and hard like the shell of a turtle (if white) and go a light purple colour
when u get un changed and its cold and your balls are hard and look like the shell of a turtle = purple turtle
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