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1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life
2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin
2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
When someone from Minnesota has never had sex in a snow fort or igloo
Janice's parents are always gone so she's never had to resort to losing her Minnesota virginity
A virgin that likely to stay a virgin and suffer little social interaction.
I was once a kissless-virgin, but now that I go out and talk to people, I'm just a regular virgin.
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Never married overly horny yet hard-core Catholic Mexican girl who remains unorthodox chaste on her wedding day.
Before marriage she is intensely horny but at the same time is a hard-core Catholic who is 100% committed to her faith. Normally grows up in small farm village where the immorality of Mexico City, Guadalajara or Monterrey does not exist. While growing up in said small village, heavily indoctrinated into Catholicism which includes staying chaste until after marriage.
In order to stay chaste but at the same time satisfy her urges, she will take it up the arse and in the mouth. Due to the lack of promiscuous girls in her village she has nearly ass/mouth fucked all the men in her village as she is the only puta around.
On her wedding her hymen is still intact.
Pedro: "Oye Juan, did you fuck Esmeralda en la panoche last night?"
Juan: "No Pedro, I only got a blow-job and fucked her in the culo, you know she is a Mexican Virgin."
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A bisexual individual who has gotten nowhere with EITHER sex.
"Man, that one chick that moved in is totally bi, but doesn't seem to like being around anyone."
"Oh, yeah, she's extra virgin for sure."
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A nonexistant mythological creature that may inhabit a location near you. Known to be very horny and desperate.
Eve never popped Adams cherry, causing him to stay a old virgin punk.
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Stealing many people's virginities.. In cars, on his dad's couch, and in the gastof parkinglot. If you'd like to get in touch with the virgin bandit, he often frequents the wooded areas and looks similar to bigfoot. Be careful you might catch the furry.. It's some pretty serious shit.
Case IS the Virgin Bandit
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