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The language used largely by Caithness Folks but also used outside of the county. Generally gets stronger after large amounts of alcohol but can be heard used by sober people also. It is usally most prevelant on Friday and Saturday nights and can sometimes be confused with Rapid Chat.....
Waffle Nonsense is not malicious it is basically what it says on the tin!!
"Honestly How often is it the weekend?" = pain old waffle nonsense
"And then a deer jumped into the car so i jump oot and grap it in a head lock and pummeled the bugger! He'll no be trying to get a free lift from me again!" = Hero Waffle Nonsense
So then i couldnae stop laughing....why am i laughing.....please stop me laughing.....what was i talking about again.........AMSTERDAM! - Pure Waffle Nonsense!!
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when you tell our freinds your going to do something but really your rubbing one out
evan-"hey jason im going to be making waffles. jason-"ok" .....30 minuts later evan-"ya i was beating off"
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To have vaginal sex. Simple, yes? Well, after about 6 pumps (being the male of course), you shove 4 sticks of dynamite up the woman's vagina. You threated to light them unless given what you want. You then force her on to the roof of a semi, and staple her feet to it while she is standing up. Next, you drive down the highway at approximately 75mph and drive under a bridge that is indeed taller than your semi, but shorter than your semi plus the woman. After the bridge, you insert your ballsack into her decapitated head and wear it around town. You will most likely end up starting a new trend, so you might as well love it now, for in a few months, all the new hipsters will be doing the same thing.
***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.
Hipster: I liked Haunted Waffles before they were mainstream.
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to be indecisive. Can't make up mind.
Jenny first said she wanted to go to Denny's then changed her mind to IHOP. I told that bitch "You waffle around too much. Make up your fucking mind you stupid cunt!"
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The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.
Last night after masturbating i was really hungry, so I got a Dick Waffle.
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A crusty pair of underwear, caused by discharge drying onto them. Usually used to insult an idiot.
"WTF, you crotch waffle, stop hitting on my sister."
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"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."
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a girl or woman who has an over active sex life and may or may not have a "smashed" vagina; classic high school mat-maid; total slam piece, Ashley B!
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