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when a girl queefs and cums all over you.
"Damn, that sammie just wet bark all over my fucking chest."
"Girl, did you see that wet bark?"
"She exploded like a wet bark!"
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The act of going to a music festival during the week.
I'm kind of burnt out , so I think I'll wet the bean today.
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The girl lays on her back with her legs in the air. You pour salsa on her muff, scoop it up with your dick, and shove it in her mouth.
"Dude I would totally have a Wet Pringle with her!"
"Yes she's so hot!"
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A wet steve is when someone sticks they're finger in there mouth then jams it down someones buttcrack. similar to a wet willy.
When Rich saw Anna's buttcrack at the bar he licked his finger and gave her a wet steve.
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The telling of outlandish stories and making of outrageous requests for the sake of the lulz.
Jeffery: Man, my dog ate my bicycle, can I have 100 bucks for a new one?
Steve: Man, that's just a load of wet teabaggery!
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noun:
1-One who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.
2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.
"Great Grilled Cheese Ghost! Colonel
Tricott slimed me again! I honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around HQ
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment I might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the 'old
dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him."
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A moldy stinky wet gapping snatch hole
Damn that fuckin sloppy hooker had the meanest wet basement I ever seen.
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