A woman who will pick berries with you and make Berry pies
Tommy really wants a berry wife and get berry pegged
A poor golf shot that works well.
That shot was a Dutch wife. Ugly but she works.
when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
This person is known as Georgia Torr.
Have you heard about Tom Holland and georgia torr
Yes they make a very good couple. She is so lucky she is Tom Hollands Wife
A dude that has a girlfriend or wife..but gets treated like he is (her) son
You need a mom wife..do I always have to tell you your underwear are on backwards
The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.
Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.