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Berry Wife

A woman who will pick berries with you and make Berry pies

Tommy really wants a berry wife and get berry pegged

by Future Sloth March 9, 2022


Dutch wife

A poor golf shot that works well.

That shot was a Dutch wife. Ugly but she works.

by BOOMER1212 July 31, 2024


Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 1, 2011


asylum wife

Crazy ahh girlfriend.

Can't get a break cause of my asylum wife.

by asylumhusband May 31, 2024


Tom Hollands Wife

This person is known as Georgia Torr.

Have you heard about Tom Holland and georgia torr

Yes they make a very good couple. She is so lucky she is Tom Hollands Wife

by Nobodyyk February 22, 2022


Mom Wife

A dude that has a girlfriend or wife..but gets treated like he is (her) son

You need a mom wife..do I always have to tell you your underwear are on backwards

by Cooleyshotbox July 4, 2022


Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.

Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.

by macaddictr May 21, 2012