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A guy who failed to kick out a bunch of hot enough girls that offered sex to him. In other words, a guy who did what most men would do if ever given the chance. If he was white and this was France or Brazil, he'd be admired for being Manly Man No. 1 and the only thing people would be sorry for would be the fact that he got caught and that he offered a damn whiny apology to anybody else than his wife. But since this is the US and he's black and his wife is white, this is somehow so extremely despicable and uppity and nigger-needs-to-know-his-place.
Look there goes Tiger Woods. Since Our Holiness wouldn't even think of screwing those girls when they came up and asked for it, let's throw the first stone.
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Are you gonna lay some wood on that game tonight? Laying wood
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"kahoy" na may boyfriend na at hindi mo na pwedeng basain ng man gravy mo
Ayyyy Shit man "kahoy" sana kaso Damp Wood na eh binasa na ni edgar.....
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A golfer who once was great, but now is about as good as Girls Aloud. He is ALWAYS frowning!
Someone get Tiger Woods some prozac. And HURRY!
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Deer woods (deer - woodz)
Slang in southern parts of the U.S.A. for picking up women, specifically one night stands, multiple partners, gang bangs, or someone you wouldn't brag about to your friends, Etc..
Worded as such to hide the intent from wives/girlfriends.
"Hey, joe bob. Imma take a trip to the deer woods later on tonight, y'all wanna come too? I got beer money!"
"Sure as a horse shits in a hay loft, Jimmy-ray, let me just tell the wife I won't be needin' a plate tonight."
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A mysterious product of unknown origins invented by Strong Sad upon consumption of two heaping spoonfuls of Sanka in his orange juice.
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One of the nicest guys you could know...
He takes you under his wing and never lets go, unless you asked him to.
He is a true mans man, more then average in every sense of the word.
The kind of guy that would die for his friends if he had to and has the biggest heart you could imagine, when he fights it can be the most sexiest thing you've ever seen, and when he's sad all you want to do is be at his side,
and when turned on correctly... can be a dream in bed.
Its all in the Bite Bite ;)
Micheal Wood
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