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When you comment on a facebook or reddit thread (usually of political discourse) with a vicious and worthless comment that is only meant to make the rest of the commenters angry for the sake of being a dick. You just say your comment and leave, with no intention of engaging in the conversation.
Like farting in an elevator of strangers as you walk off at your floor, leaving them to deal with your ugly stench.
i.e. When a Hillary person randomly goes on a Bernie person's facebook page thoughtfully discussing healthcare news and leaves a comment like, "You are all a bunch of socialists and you're the reason we have Trump!", or a conservative just goes on a liberals' page and calls them all a bunch of "libtards" and neither respond to questions or comments, that's like farting in an elevator.
I promote thoughtful political discourse on this thread with articulate responses. No farting in this elevator.
The Reddit subgroup "ChangeMyView" has the best rules for keeping people from farting in an elevator.
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A type of fart that falls out of the ass and rolls downward, escaping the pants at the ankle area.
Yup, the roller fart has unusual properties; to fully release it from being trapped, it is often necessary to shake a leg to force it to make it’s exit.
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A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.
As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.
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a crule and senseless act, where one slides up next to an unexpecting victim/victims and releases a silent bomb.
My friend always sneeks up on us and passes the worst gas. We never hear a thing, just pleasnt conversation then boom! Eyes watering, nose burning, running for safety.He is such a Fart Terrorist.
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When you completely rip ass all over your friends weed and have them smoke it.
yo i just gave chris ramsdale the biggest fart toker last night. hurled so hard
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A registered fart therapist can provide substantial and scientifically demonstrable relief of things that cause discomfort deep inside of you.
"I would say that fart therapy saved my life" -Boxheadmann
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A completely unexpected fart which is not allowed to completely be expelled. Instead, immediately and conscieously cut off by the ass cheeks Thus, making a "snap" or brief, high pitched sound.
"She tried to pretend it was her shoes but I know damn well that Matilda from the accounting department let a snap fart in the lunch line!".
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