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Dick Long Johnson

The best name for a male person possible.

Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"

by Dick Long Johnson June 28, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


long car rides

The place to want to relax for 10 minutes then kill yourself the next 7 hours

"Oh my god i love long car rides."

"Please kill me now i have a long car ride."

by Theguinessgirl June 13, 2014

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Long Prairie noodle

The process originating from Long Prairie, Minnesota, in which a young highschool boy tries to give a girl his "noodle", or in other words penis, for sexual purposes. Penises in this region are notoriously slim and small and therefore given the nickname of a "noodle".

Travis was feeling very emotional towards his girlfriend Amanda last Friday night and decided to propose to her in giving her the "Long Prairie noodle" in his bedroom later.

by Curt Hatfield October 13, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


long back hoe

a beezy with no ass

man that chick is a long back hoe

by bomber9 January 2, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Long Island Taco

First, you take a dump in between a chicks boobs while she's laying down. Second, squirt jizz on top. Third, push her boobs together creating the taco shell.

I brought this crazy skank back to the crib and gave her the Long Island Taco last night.

by CrazyBiznitchLIRepresent January 13, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


long island girls

dumb girls who wear their hair in messy buns and think it looks cute. flip flops and sweatpants are daily attire because theyre from victoria's secret. big juicy bags and school sweatshirts complete a snotty long island girl, along with a nasty attitude and an attitute that is better than everyone else. roosevelt field is their main attraction.

kaite: omg do you see those long island girls?
nicole: yea, they actually think they look nice
katie: they look like they just rolled out of bed.

by biancaaa January 11, 2008

114๐Ÿ‘ 133๐Ÿ‘Ž


long island sincerity

A form of sincerity that holds nothing back. Completely and totally honest. Every aspect is real.

jack: That band has long island sincerity.
sally: Yeah, they remind me of Brand New.

by Leslieeee February 10, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž