The best name for a male person possible.
Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"
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The place to want to relax for 10 minutes then kill yourself the next 7 hours
"Oh my god i love long car rides."
"Please kill me now i have a long car ride."
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The process originating from Long Prairie, Minnesota, in which a young highschool boy tries to give a girl his "noodle", or in other words penis, for sexual purposes. Penises in this region are notoriously slim and small and therefore given the nickname of a "noodle".
Travis was feeling very emotional towards his girlfriend Amanda last Friday night and decided to propose to her in giving her the "Long Prairie noodle" in his bedroom later.
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First, you take a dump in between a chicks boobs while she's laying down. Second, squirt jizz on top. Third, push her boobs together creating the taco shell.
I brought this crazy skank back to the crib and gave her the Long Island Taco last night.
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dumb girls who wear their hair in messy buns and think it looks cute. flip flops and sweatpants are daily attire because theyre from victoria's secret. big juicy bags and school sweatshirts complete a snotty long island girl, along with a nasty attitude and an attitute that is better than everyone else. roosevelt field is their main attraction.
kaite: omg do you see those long island girls?
nicole: yea, they actually think they look nice
katie: they look like they just rolled out of bed.
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A form of sincerity that holds nothing back. Completely and totally honest. Every aspect is real.
jack: That band has long island sincerity.
sally: Yeah, they remind me of Brand New.
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