Turtle time

To have a good sexual time

Hey baby, be ready tonight, it’s turtle time.

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first time

one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls

Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.

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Story time

n. A sign that a video is clickbait

Video title reads: “STORY TIME: Kidnapped by that guy in a pizza place”
Video is obviously clickbait

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Fat Time

A time period of boredom in between two planned activities when one has nothing to do and compensates by eating, even if not hungry.

In between her classes in the morning and dance lesson at night, Sally had so much Fat Time that she didn't know what to do with herself.

Sally: "Am I eating because I'm BORED? I need to find something to do so I don't have so much Fat Time!"

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happy time

sexual activity, whether it be intercourse or not

Cameron is going to have happy time with Kim.

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time traveling

Being so wasted that you have no recollection of a long period of time.

Man, i must have been time travelling. I remember getting to the party last night, but how did i end up in my bed today?

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Big Timing

The act of blowing off plans with a friend, at the last minute, when something better comes along.

ME: Hey Killa E, are we on for lunch today? Or are you big timing me?

Friend: Nope! I have a party I'm going too! Peace!

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