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Evan
(Eh-Vin)
Alternate spellings: Evyn, Evin
Beautiful, kind, and spunky. Not afraid to seize the day. Very competitive and capable of out-toughing the boys. Evan is more thank likely to take charge and lead the pack.
Whilst her hard exterior may scare some away at first, her kind heart draws others in. She isn’t afraid to stand up to others, but words can hurt her.
Evan is currently rock climbing.
A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"
If your name is Evan you are just an idiot
You: Evan 77+33= ??
Evan:100
You: No, 110 Idiot
Probably the coolest person you will ever meet, and the sexiest motherfucker alive. They also get all the bitches and have many wives.
Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.
A: "Yk that sexy bitch Evan"
B: "Yes, shes my husband."
A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."
Evan is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, if you meet an Evan you will be so happy. Evan is kinda crazy at times but his friends love him for that and think hes cool. Evan is probably gay and probably has a major crush on his bestfriend (probably a Jacob or a Liam) Evan loves to have fun and go do new things and to hang out with his friends. If you have an Evan never let him go because he will change your life and be the best friend that anyone could have.
Person 1: Evan is so nice and it seems like he has a crush on his Bestfriend.
Person 2: yeah, he sure is a real Evan.
a man who is a peace of shit and will ruin ur life if u even try to help him. he is self centred and always complains about his life. he has very pretty eyes and will be there for u if u don’t piss him off
emma: this guy is being mean
carter: i bet it’s an evan