why tf am I friends with you ppl

why Jayden just why

why tf am I friends with you ppl :p

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I could buy you and sell you

i could have you but i dont want you, someone telling you that u are either not wanted, unattractive, that u too dont have good chemestry? in all the definitions above it is, a SHUTDOWN, sorry u obscenely unfortunate little person.

¿hey mike wanna go to the movies on saturday?
Biatch! i could buy you and sell you! (giggles, cool-ly, with friends)

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I ask for you to make an effort to understand me

A succinct phrase that unfortunately has to be used whenever a person, despite already doing the best you can to make your point clear, has misinterpreted your point.

Using this phrase is almost essential nowadays when you try to express your opinion on the internet.

Internet user 1: So what you're saying is that people aren't allowed to have personal opinions?

Internet user 2: I ask for you to make an effort to understand me. I am not saying that people's right to freedom of speech should be taken away, but rather that free speech should have limits. Hate speech crosses that limit.

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neck gaiter and mug, or i will kill you! So get the

Underneath this definition, there may be an advertisement! It will say stuff like

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Or
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Aldo, urban dictionary, your merch is {look at the gif}

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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

the sentence shown here is incorrect. The correct form is:

"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".

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you know that i know that you know that i know

When you and/or your friend type something in a group chat that is related to something only you two know so you send the you know that i know that you know that i know and confuses everyone else

Friend 1: has crush on John

*in le group chat*
Friend 1: why the hell is John's name in there
Friend 2: you know that i know that you know that i know
Friend 1: ahh yes
Everyone else: i am confusion

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it

Organs and zombies might be on there way so if they do come they might eat us with there chicken nuggets with when they merge together they wool and wool can be really useful to help make a bedrock and play minecraft and hit fortnite in the face

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it so gifs are fun like pp squirt that so cute longest mug gooX

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