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The religious belief in the power of the "Almighty Awesome" to believe in awesomism makes you an awesomist
Awesomist have their prayer meetings at rock concerts. Isn't awesomism awesome?
The best way to fold a burrito... as follows:
1- Fold a small portion of the bottom up, to keep your shit from falling out.
2- Wrap the right end over your delicious burrito fillings (beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and try to tuck it in under the deliciousness.
3- Take the part you just folded, and roll it to the left to complete your Burrito Of Awesomeness.
4- Eat that shit!
The Burrito Of Awesomeness is the best way to make a Tacho.
An expression that describes any recent incident that was completely awesome and mind-blowing. Not to be confused with the preppy "tots", pronounced "toats" or "totes". Ew. This phrase is also used to express vague interest in a situation, when used as a reply.
Sit #1:
Friend: Did you just see the triple turn-around toss I just executed flawlessly?
Me:YEEEEES, and that was so freakin' awesome tots.
Friend: Thx. *grinn* I'll try a quadruple this time around.
Sit #2:
Me: Omgs, I'm going to die this weekend cause I haven't finished my lit paper and it's due monday!
Friend: awesome tots.
Me: Wtf? are you even listening?
Friend: what? oh. yeah, listening.
Me: stfu. wahtever.
International Awesomeness Day is celebrated on June 7. So if you were born on this day, you are officially awesome. To all those people who thought they could get away with being born on June 6, BYE FELISHA 🙃
It's my birthday today
Me: oh it's International Awesomeness Day. You're awesome
I know 👏
Verb. The act of partaking in an event where you will be getting sauced with your friends.
"I was out last night awesome-saucing with my friends and I got totally trashed."
the shit inside you that makes you and shit
yo johnny boy your made of deoxyribonucleic awesome acid did you know that?