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When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out
“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”
idk but i’m finna turn u into one
“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi
A baked good is stuffed into the person's mouth while they are taking it in the ass until they tap out.
My girl was horny and hungry. So I hit he with the baked submission!
An arrangement with a bro to fuck each others mother
Jason and I were baking some coockies yesterday, it was some fine cookie baking.
Your perfect gourmet companion. Makes for a great +1 on all days — bright and gloomy alike. ❤
Never out of warm, cheesy moments that make you smile. Created to fulfill your darkest fantasies with sugar and spice and everything nice. 😉
“I so deserve an indulgent treat! I’m ordering something from ITC Sunfeast Baked Creations"
When you try to get a girl to suck your dick while high. Trying to make her a baked hoe.
Person 1: Bro, this chick just don't want to give me BJ.
Person 2: Why you trynna do that shit? Stop baking a hoe, man!
Person 1: I just need love <3
filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious
mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks