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Knocking one out in a public car park
I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard
When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.
Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:
#savethemugs
Why does urban dictionary like mugs?
Guy 1: GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING
Ratty a person who is snitching on someone who has done somthing bad
Don't be a ratty bastard
The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.
Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"
A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.
"Have you seen Johnny?"
"Nah"
"He's got a Bastard Haircut"
Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.
"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".