Carpet Bears

The mystical creatures in your room who steal your stuff when your not looking. Scientifically proven that they are the reason behind the strange occurences when you know exactly that you put something in a specific place but it's not there.

"What the hell, where is my wallet? I knew I put it right here...Damn Carpet Bears!!"

"Dude have you seen my cell phone? I can't find it." "No, the Carpet Bears probably took it."

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Hug-A-Bear

An awesome game based on the skills of wrestling, detaining, and getting away from someone.

How to play:
1.) there is a circle of people in pairs (one sitting in front, one sitting behind) and one person in the circle has no partner.

2.)the person with no partner points to a pair.

3.) Of that pair, The person in the front to get to the pointer in 20 seconds.

4.) Of that pair, the person behind does everything they can to detain the person.

5.) if the person in front gets to the pointer, then the person behind is the new pointer. If the person in front doesn't get to the pointer, the pointer picks a new pair.

Person A: Remember that awesome game of Hug-A-Bear we played?

Person B: Hell yea, I still have mega bruises and grass burn.

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emo bear

someone who is emo that is your teddy bear

Xemo boyX:i love you ,my emo angel
xemo girlx:i love you too ,my emo bear

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bad bear

A person who does something naughty or wrong.

That bad bear stole my picnic!

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Bear-baiting

v. A subset of bullying involving the act of luring a victim into an uncomfortable situation for the objective of humiliation. Such tactics led to the unfortunate death of Amanda Todd.

That guy was bear-baiting that girl into having sex with him while his girlfriend was on vacation.

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Barracks Bear

A man who goes from barracks to barracks looking for a good time

Skyler is a barracks bear...he serviced 3 marines all in the same barracks in one night!

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polar bear

When are girl is getting a man some salmon, the guy finishes on her back. She is now white like a polar bear and is holding fish, also like a bear.

Hey honey can you get me some salmon? Polar Bear Bitch!

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