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The mystical creatures in your room who steal your stuff when your not looking. Scientifically proven that they are the reason behind the strange occurences when you know exactly that you put something in a specific place but it's not there.
"What the hell, where is my wallet? I knew I put it right here...Damn Carpet Bears!!"
"Dude have you seen my cell phone? I can't find it." "No, the Carpet Bears probably took it."
someone who is emo that is your teddy bear
Xemo boyX:i love you ,my emo angel
xemo girlx:i love you too ,my emo bear
v. A subset of bullying involving the act of luring a victim into an uncomfortable situation for the objective of humiliation. Such tactics led to the unfortunate death of Amanda Todd.
That guy was bear-baiting that girl into having sex with him while his girlfriend was on vacation.
A person who does something naughty or wrong.
That bad bear stole my picnic!
A man who goes from barracks to barracks looking for a good time
Skyler is a barracks bear...he serviced 3 marines all in the same barracks in one night!
When are girl is getting a man some salmon, the guy finishes on her back. She is now white like a polar bear and is holding fish, also like a bear.
Hey honey can you get me some salmon? Polar Bear Bitch!
Also a great song which is perfect for drunken occasions. Goes along the lines of this (although has many varients):
"I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear.
I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo.
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo Bear.
Booboo, Booboo Bear. Booboo, Booboo Bear
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith.
Ranger, Ranger Smith. Ranger, Ranger Smith.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Smith.
Yogi likes it in the snow, Polar Bear.
Yogi likes it up side down, Koala Bear.
Yogi likes it in a car, Panda Bear.
Yogi's got a girlfriend, Suzy Bear.
Suzy likes it ‘gainst the fridge, Polar Bear.
Booboo likes it up the ass, Brown Bear.
Yogi has a 10" cock, Black Bear.
Suzy likes to shave her pubes, Grizzly Bear.
Yogi likes it with a chew, Kodak, Bear.
Suzy wears crotchless panties, Teddy Bear.
Suzy’s snatch it smells like cheese, Camembert.
Suzy she has great big tits, More than I can bear
Suzy likes to threesome, Lucky Bear.
Booboo likes it in a tree, Koala Bear.
Yogi likes lingerie, Teddy bear."
(thanks to www.welsh-nutter.co.uk/songs/yogi.html for the song)
Apparently sung to the tune of Camptown Races?
Drunken Dude: "Lets do some really loud singing"
Drunken Dude II: "What about Yogi Bear? That song rocks!