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When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep
Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone
The only thing Izuku has ever found himself in after using one for all
Hospital bed existing
Deku: hey bed.
Hospital bed: why am I not suprised?
When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.
He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.
When somebody in your group can’t hack the days session so heads home for a bath and bed
They really can’t handle this session today, looks like it’ll be bath and bed for them soon
An itimate chain of people stacked laying on top of one another
When I want a three some I refer to the Bunk Bed technique.
When there's a person taking a normal shit and a person upper decking the toilet at the same time.
P1: Hey where the fuck are jake and dominick?
P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
P3: Noice!