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A new generation man bun. Top knot.
What is that on top of that guys head?
It’s a bitch biscuit.
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a girl who you're in love with breaks up with you. a little bit later she's telling you how much she loves you and then the day after her telling you all that bull shit she gets another boyfriend. AND THEN wants to still be friends because she doesn't want to lose you, but then when you try to communicate with her she ignores you about 98% of the time
girl: i can't do this anymore
boy: ok..
a few days later...
girl: i'm so in love with you..
boy:i'm so in love with you too
next day..
girl: i got asked out
boy: what'd you say?
girl: yes
hurtful bitch
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A female who's favorite filter is the snapchat puppy dog filter
Takes pictures of everything she eats and uploads it to Instagram
Wears Uggs and North Face everyday of the year
Is obsessed with famous pop artists
Always has a Starbucks cup in her hand
Will fuck you over for a pack of cigarettes
Has no personality
Basically someone you don't want to associate with
"Is Becky coming to the barbecue?"
"I uninvited her, she has puppy dog ears in her profile pic, she's a basic bitch."
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Mrs.Brady: Who’s in charge of this?
Spencer: Damn bro, Mrs.Bradys such a Control Bitch!
When making reference to the Middle seat in the rear of a car, the bit with the hump that you have to perch on.
Rules for calling shotgun #8 Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called. This effectively leaves the slowest person to travel in the bitch seat.
'This place is hella boring.'
'Yeah, let's jump this bitch.'
Running mindless errands for those that could easily do it themselves, but find you an easy target to manipulate to do their deed.
Link -- You are an Errand Bitch. Pour my drink, send my mail, and save my daughter.