Golden Bowl

When a man fills a condom with urine and inserts it into a woman’s vagina only to f*** her until it pops.

Last night I was banging this chick and gave her a golden bowl

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bowl blossom

The sight presented when a butt gasket doesn't flush completely down the toilet. It sometimes has yellow, brown, or green hues associated with human waste products.

Some asshole left a bowl blossom in the men's room. How hard is it too hit the lever for a courtesy flush?

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Fish Bowl

To shit in the sink and clog the drain. The water will fill up the sink, and the pieces of shit will float around like fish.

Dude, don’t use the sink. I just did a fish bowl.

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Dog Bowl

When a female is so attractive that you would devour her deification out of a dog bowl placed on the floor

Friend 1: Cynthia is so fucking hot!
Friend 2: I know right! Definitely dog bowl.

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Beach Bowling

having a competition between two people at the beach to see who can bodysurf into the hottest girl.

I had fun beach bowling

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Bowl of Dicks

What fuckboys can eat while they are being fuckboys. Also can be used to describe someone who has made you uncomfortable or upset.

Those Fuckboys at the end of the bar can eat a Bowl of Dicks

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Social Bowl

Sitting in a circle with a large group of people, whom you have never met before, each taking a hit off a bong or pipe while telling people a little about yourself.

'Hey man, you coming to the kickback tonight?'
'Naw, I won't know anybody there. It'd feel weird.'
'No worries, dude. We're having a Social Bowl tonight. You should join. It's a great way to make friends.'

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