Blue Bowls

When you pour a big bowl full of cereal and realize there is no milk.

I was about to eat a giant bowl of Cap’n Crunch, but then I opened the fridge and found out we had no milk. Now I got a bad case of blue bowls

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Golden Bowl

When a man fills a condom with urine and inserts it into a woman’s vagina only to f*** her until it pops.

Last night I was banging this chick and gave her a golden bowl

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bowl blossom

The sight presented when a butt gasket doesn't flush completely down the toilet. It sometimes has yellow, brown, or green hues associated with human waste products.

Some asshole left a bowl blossom in the men's room. How hard is it too hit the lever for a courtesy flush?

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Fish Bowl

To shit in the sink and clog the drain. The water will fill up the sink, and the pieces of shit will float around like fish.

Dude, don’t use the sink. I just did a fish bowl.

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Dog Bowl

When a female is so attractive that you would devour her deification out of a dog bowl placed on the floor

Friend 1: Cynthia is so fucking hot!
Friend 2: I know right! Definitely dog bowl.

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Bowl of tens

A way of describing the time, or telling someone how long something will take.

When it is nearing the hour:

Friend - "what time is it?"
You - "Bowl of tens"

OR

Friend - "How long will you be?"
You - "Bowl of tens"

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Cat Bowls

In the game of power hour, a bowl used to catch excess beer that overflowed from the shot glass.

Ay man! Grab some Cat Bowls for this power hour so we don't waste any beer.

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